Time & Temp Bonita Springs
Dog Beach Day
"The Comma"
Elephant Seal Cuddling
NYC Aerial Photos
Some of my stuff
BeachBob.com (very old site)
Photo Gallery  (mostly seagulls and sunsets)
DamoclesPlan (Teenager Fixer - old site)
DamoclesPledge (Political Integrity - old site)
Find The Dragon (Computer Game - tricky)
DiscoverBonitaSprings.com (VERY old site;
this domain name is for sale)
SkyDiving Photos (November 2004)
Rescuing the "Bailout" (Sept. 4, 2008)
Deferred Principal Mortgages (Feb. 12, 2009)
Some brilliant commonsense stuff 
Rolling Back Government (Lessons from New Zealand)
And some lighter stuff
"The Government Can" (too true)
"Obamaman Can" (same song, different lyrics)
Some friends' stuff
JakeDevlin (Get his controversial new novel, 
"The Devlin Deception," formerly titled
"The Donne Deal: How One Man Bought and Fixed the USA")
NumberOneChef (stuff for that special cook)
Palin Parody (2010 Dante Award Winner)
The ABC's of Childhood (EVERY parent, educator
and principal MUST read this ... to save the children)
Read reviews or post one yourself
Rhyme & Reason (sensitive, relevant poetry)
Read reviews or post one yourself
Jagged (insightful, introspective poetry by a 14-yr-old girl)
Read reviews or post one yourself
Fishbuster Charters  (Captain Dave is the
BEST fishing guide in SW Florida, bar none) Video
Jamie & Jacob Catering (Great caterers)
 Family Dentistry of Bonita (Good DDS)
Crystalline Institute (if you believe in angels ...
or think you might want to ... you'll like this site)
Oliver Kamber (Lugano Hockey Club, Switzerland)
Some SUPERB Musical Stuff
Celtic Woman (BRILLIANT, gorgeous songstresses,
and a GORGEOUS, brilliant violinist/fiddler)
Jackie Evancho (10-year-old AMAZING singer - AGT)
Connie Talbot (6-year-old GREAT singer - BGT)
Alizma (GORGEOUS triplet fiddlers)  More
eScala(Electrifying strings - BGT Final)
eScala (BGT Semifinal)
eScala (Album Previews)
Sue Son (another energetic violinist; great)
Susan Boyle (even cynics will tear up)
Andrew Muir (surprising singer)
Dean Wilson (another surprise)
Paul Potts (yet one more; superb opera tenor)
Kevin Skinner (AGT's "Chicken Catcher")
Boston Pops (1812 Overture/Fireworks, 7/4/09) More
Some fun stuff
Reduced Shakespeare Company (hilarious)
Opening to RSC (quick link)
Hans Klok (AMAZING Illusionist)
Steven Wright (superb intellectual deadpan comedian)
Howie Mandel (the Bobby voice)
Jeff Dunham (ventriloquist; funny, bright, clever)
Terry Fator (another great ventriloquist)
Heywood Banks (lots of hysterical songs)
John Butler ("Gulf Coast of Florida")
John Pinette (thanks to a lady I met on jury duty)
ProperLaughs.com (another collection of funny links)
Frank Caliendo (great impressionist)
Bonnie McFarlane (subtle, intelligent comedienne)
(More of Bonnie)
Odd talent on both sides of The Pond
Quick Change Artists (ASTOUNDING)
Quick Change Revealed (FF to about 2:10 to start)
Jay Mattioli (Young and KEWL magician)
Drew Thomas (Illusionist with tarpaulins)
Kevin James (Amazing illusion!!!!)
Kevin James (more illusions)
Iona Luvsamdorj (WILD contortionist)
Stavros Flatly (funny dad/son Greek/Irish dancers)
Mangit Singh (STRONG strongman)
Hoop-La-La (funny and gently weird)
Gin the Dancing Dog (PHENOMENAL)
Gin the Dancing Dog (BGT Finals)
Jeremy Lynch (fun soccer dancer)
Steve Cousins (VERY strange)
Human Slinky (VERY weird)
"Eyes" (Even Weirder)
James Galea (One GREAT Card Trick)
Cheryl Bernard (Curling:  #8, at 1:11; #5, at 2:22)
Some cheeky fun stuff
Monty Python (classic avant garde British comedy)
The Rutles (Beatles parody group from MP^)
Beyond the Fringe (Dudley Moore's roots)
A Bit of Fry and Laurie (pre-"House" Hugh Laurie)
Not the Nine O'Clock News (More British wackidom)
Bill Maher (thinking humor)
Bill Hicks (angry, clever AND funny)
Billy Connolly (manic Scottish comedian)
Eddie Izzard (another funny Brit)
Robin Williams (manic American comedian)
"A Mighty Wind" (a FEW clips from a VERY funny flick)
Auto:  2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT (funny AND frightening)
Saturday Night Live Clips
Sarah Palin with Hillary Clinton (9/20/08)
Sarah Palin with Katie Couric (9/27/08)
The VP Debate (10/4/08)
The Bailout Press Conference (10/4/08; edited by SNL)
Uncensored Version (for as long as it stays online)
Sarah Palin Open (10/18/08 - the real gov)
Sarah Palin Rap (10/18/08 - again, the real one)
Obama Biz Choices (4/4/09)
Fun stuff for us ol' fogies
(Music first)
Smothers Brothers (comedy folk duo)
EARLY Kenny Rogers (in The First Edition)
Folk Rap (alsoThe Limelighters)
Peter, Paul and Mary (Puff, the Magic Dragon)
Moody Blues (the last GREAT band; magical)
(Humor second)
Tim Conway (the classic Siamese Elephants bit)
Tim Conway 2 (Dorf on Golf)
Jonathan Winters(wacky comedian)
Victor Borge (the Phonetic Punctuation bit)
Foster Brooks (the classic drunk)
Tracy Ullman (British comedienne)
Prairie Home Companion stuff
Prairie Home Companion Archives (radio)
Prairie Home Companion (clips from the movie)
Woody Harrelson/John C. Reilly
Meryl Streep/Lily Tomlin
Coffee Jingle
A few TV archives
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Fancast.com (lots of full TV episodes)
America's Got Talent (Full episodes)
Some thoughtful/scary stuff
The US National Debt Clock (What's YOUR share?)
Availability Entrepreneurs (Why do you believe?)
USA Economic Black Hole (VERY scary, if true) 
Hurricane Tracking Map
Some Artsy Stuff
Ilana Yahav (amazing sand animations)
Octavio Ocampo (transcendent optical illusions)
Scary Optical Illusion (give it a minute to see it)
More Optical Illusions
Container Homes (creative recycling)
R.S. Connett (VERY weird paintings)
German Truck Optical Illusions 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Some Dangerous Eye Brocolli
Bonita Beach Calendar Girls
(Why Only Four?)
And two bits of TOTALLY silly stuff
Silly Bit (just a ten-second WAV file)
AWFUL laugh (20 seconds - TOO long)
Click for Bonita Springs, Florida Forecast
Note:  To avoid the email address robots, I've not posted
a direct link, so just use this address for contact:
beachbob at comcast.net


The Economy is so Bad That...

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a meal at Burger King and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
McDonald's is now carrying "The Obama Meal"...You order it and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", you can call them and ask if they meant "you" or "them".
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel 6 won't leave the lights on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off Judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And, finally...  I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, social security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.